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	<title>A Little Whine and Cheese</title>
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		<title>The Christmas Spirit</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: Has noone yet figured out how to clone mothers during the Christmas season? I&#8217;m not sure how anyone expects us to cram a week&#8217;s worth of cleaning/cooking/errands/parenting into each and every day this month. Really, it&#8217;s inhumane.
Cheese: I&#8217;ve been heavy on the cooking part of my list: double chocolate M&#38;M cookies, caramel corn, chex mix, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=336&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/12/11/the-christmas-spirit/</link>
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		<title>Crabby Cat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: If you purchase your apple juice by the gallon, be advised that the &#8216;rule of halves&#8217; will be at play when it spills itself all over your kitchen floor. I&#8217;d stick with juice boxes if I were you, three ounces cleans up a lot faster.
Cheese: I just heated some tea using the &#8220;beverage&#8221; sensor [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=329&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/12/03/crabby-cat/</link>
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		<title>The Turkey IS a funny bird. . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: Sorry, too full of pie  for any whine today.
Cheese: No, really, I&#8217;m too full for any cheese either. There were actually fourteen pies at dinner tonight. I&#8217;m ashamed to say I only managed to sample four of them. In my defense, two of them were gone before I even had a chance. What can I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=317&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/11/26/the-turkey-is-a-funny-bird/</link>
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		<title>She Works Hard for the Money</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: While shopping this weekend, Lil&#8217; Sis refused to stay seated in the stroller-cart. And of course, the buckle was broken, so I couldn&#8217;t force her to sit down. I kept telling her if she didn&#8217;t sit down, she&#8217;d fall out and bonk her head. So of course she took a huge dive right into a display [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=312&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/11/23/she-works-hard-for-the-money/</link>
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		<title>Chances Are</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: I&#8217;m pretty sure most of this post is too embarrassing to publish, even for me. Now that&#8217;s saying a lot.
Cheese: I bet lots of people will read it, though. You know what they say about train wrecks. . .
Chances are . . .
. . . if you put on your workout clothes first thing in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=305&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/11/09/chances-are/</link>
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		<title>Gold Stars</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: This morning I managed the impossible: I took a shower, styled my hair and applied makeup (not in the car!) and was running on time to a birthday party. Then I found the glob of pink toothpaste in my hair.
Cheese: At least I found the toothpaste before I left the house. . . .
I&#8217;m giving [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=286&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/11/07/gold-stars-2/</link>
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		<title>Leavin&#8217; on a Jet Plane. Never Again.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: I got myself whipped up into such a cleaning frenzy today that I cleaned the girls&#8217; toy kitchen. Oh yeah, and I pulled a muscle (or two) in my glutes. Now that is some SERIOUS cleaning.
Cheese: Our actual kitchen is still a disaster. Spaghetti and a one-year-old anyone?
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Well, I foolishly promised a post today. And technically, it is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=277&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/10/26/leavin-on-a-jet-plane-never-again/</link>
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		<title>That&#8217;s What You Get</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: You would think that a 3-inch elastic waistband and a growing belly would be enough to keep my pants up. You would be wrong.
Cheese: When you&#8217;re wearing strechy pants, every meal is all-you-can-eat.
 
I&#8217;ve been working with Big Sis lately on idea of choices. You know, things like &#8220;If you choose to put your stingray [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=264&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/10/23/thats-what-you-get/</link>
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		<title>Keep it Together, Momma (aka A Birthday Post)</title>
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Whine: Just trying to keep it together. Man, who knew birthdays could make you this happy/sad?

Cheese: Apple. Fritter.
Just one quick question: Does Aerosmith make you cry? Huh, maybe it&#8217;s just me.
So we&#8217;re sitting in the Walmart parking lot the other day and &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Want to Miss a Thing&#8221; comes on the radio. You know the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=252&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/09/15/keep-it-together-momma-aka-a-birthday-post/</link>
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		<title>Quick! Somebody call the Waaaaambulance!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Whine: Just got my bill(s) for last month&#8217;s trip to the ER. If I&#8217;d known how much it was going to cost, I would&#8217;ve shoved a straw full of salt water into my arm myself. Then gone out and bought a new dining room set. Seriously.
Cheese: In 27 or 28 or 29 (hopefully not 29) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=alittlewhineandcheese.com&blog=5238320&post=240&subd=alittlewhineandcheese&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://alittlewhineandcheese.com/2009/09/12/quick-somebody-call-the-waaaaambulance/</link>
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